My Experience With Smut

Google's fate hangs on search ruling (MY Experience)

Feds after Google data

I have just learned TODAY, yes today as to why the government wants Google to turn over its search engine data. I thought it was for other reasons and at the time, I applauded Google for refusing to do so. I could have sworn they said it had something to do with fundamentalists or some other type of stronghold activist.

Could it be that when you type in "Miserable Failure" in Google’s search engine, our faithless leader appears? I do not believe the reason the feds gave for wanting the data, but that’s another story.

Who said its okay to break the law, then change the law so that you’re no longer breaking it?

BUSH: "Do I forget the lessons of September the 11th and take the word of a madman, or do I take action to defend our country? Faced with that choice, I will defend America every time. "
If so, then Mr. President, what about the ports?

All of these oxy morons from a miserable failure of a moron.


Yahoo was one of the first Companies to turn over their data, yet it is comical that Yahoo had an on-line poll in regards to the public’s honesty when it came to filling taxes. I wonder how many clueless folk fell for that one.

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In any event, here is my experience of so-called porn investigation in a Yahoo, MSN or Google search engines. I forget which, but just know that I paid for it - literally.

Well, I wrote a screenplay and needed a poster of attractive men and women. I went to some site that is unknown to me to this very day.

MY DISCLAIMER: I have an illness that effects that peduncle which could lead to Alzheimer’s so I forget as to which site it was. However, if I knew what it was, I would alert everyone so that they would not be caught in the same trap.

Nonetheless, I went to this unknown site in search of possible famous as well as infamous actors and actresses, innocently seeking pretty, attractive faces of both men and women.

During my search, I came across photos of Jennifer Lewis and Joy Bryant among a few others. I needed not only Black actors/actress, but White men and women as well. James Remar was one of the picks.

During my search, I saw the likes of Halle Barry and many other beautiful females.

No big deal? At least so I thought.

As I continued my search for just plain ordinary beautiful faces, I came across one site, which lead me to another, then another, and then another. As everyone knows, the search was endless.

Not only did my household chores suffer, but also my behind for sitting on it for so long. Wait, is "behind" a bad word? Is it too explicit?

The longevity lead me to a site that said something like, 'if you enter this site, you may incur charges'.

I felt it was no big deal, as it had not asked me for a credit card, so I continued.

No big deal.

Some hours later, I ended my search and attempted to tackle my house duties.

No big deal.

Days passed.
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(la dee da)

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Weeks passed.

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One day, when my spouse finally got the nerve to empty the mailbox, he entered the house with seven handfuls of mail.

Okay, no biggie.

The bills wouldn’t be late and if they were, well, so be it.

My spouse laid the mail on the counter and as always, I sifted and sorted the bills from the junk.

I placed the bills in one pile to be shredded and the junk-mail in a pile to give my money away to unsolicited crap companies.

Still, no biggie.

When I came across the telephone bill, I ceased allowing it to enter the shredder as I knew I would want to blab on it later. Okay, so the phone bill survived file 13.

I opened the phone bill and was prepared to write on the outside envelope what day I might consider mailing it and how much I was willing to pay.

Okay, so wait!

Now, wait just a minute!

One more minute now…

I opened that Qwest telephone bill and good lawd, I nearly had a Fred Sanford heart attack; the bill was one hundred plus dollars!

What?

I freaked.

I thought someone had been charging on my phone without my consent.

I thought some former associates of ours had finally did the deed and jacked ME!

I thought perhaps one of my family members had lost their ever-loving mind and committed an act that would force me to testify against them in court.

One thing I was certain of was that Qwest had made a serious mistake as I was certain that they were mistaken if they thought I’d pay THAT bill! Awww hell to tha naw!

Well, Qwest received their one hundred plus dollars.

You see, the investigation was over: While I was doing my so-called innocent search of beautiful attractive men and women, it just so happens that I entered a porn site. Please!

Now I did NOT see ANY private parts at ALL. I did not see NOT ONE penis and/or vagina, not even a woman’s breast and certainly not a mans bare chest. Everyone I seen was FULLY clothed.

Yep, I was jacked all right, but not by a stranger or, former associate, family member or even the Telephone Company, but by this so called site itself. If they were to have the audacity to charge me, they could have least shown me SOMETHING heck, ANYTHING.

If there is a lesson to be learned, I suppose that I should have sought the local newspapers or thumbing through magazines. However, with the security of buying a Koran or anything else, I feared I would receive an unwelcome knock on my door.

The lesson here, and do hear me good, watch what you search for….
…to all you innocent searchers.



GOOGLE, stand strong!









Prior to viewing this site: It was important for me to write My Disclaimer. I have an illness that warps my mind and has certain ill effects such as my vision, loss of balance and muscle coordination, slurred speech, tremors, stiffness, bladder and bowel problems, difficulty walking, cognitive problems and even paralysis. With that said, to Mr. Bush, take it easy on a sistah as I am NOT responsible as to what may appear here. Perhaps if you, Mr. Bush had allowed treatment for my illness, then I wouldn’t be so insane. Please check the definition of INSANITY.